Welcome to the awesome world of Joe Hardy! I'm your awesome host, Joe Hardy.
*ahem*
I am 17, and I have really awesome hair. I mean, maybe not as awesome as the 'BurgerKing' mascot but close. But mine is blondish.
Anyways, I'm a detective, but I'm not as dead serious about it as my boring brother Frank. he's about a year older than me, but he's a heck of a nerd.
I also have a friend, her name is Nancy Drew. Despite her blog, she's actually an interesting person, and more like a best friend than anything.
Ooooh, and I have a talking parrot, named Playback, because he repeats EVERYTHING you SAY!!!!!!!! It kind of gets annoying, but he seems to hang around my aunt a lot, so he doesn't bother with me much.
ANd, well, there is so much to say, but I gotta jet. Rock on.
Wow, Joe. Wow. Love the blog, but your background is making me hungry! (by the way, isn't that a hamburger? I thought you only liked cheeseburgers.)
ReplyDeleteAwww shoot, you're right. This could ruin my reputation as Cheeseburger King!
ReplyDeleteAUGH, there isn't a cheeseburger background! This is injustice! They're promoting HAMburgers, but CHEESEburgers, which are CLEARLY better. Oh my mac n' cheese.
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